damn! mark zuckerberg finally emails me and i’ve won a prize!!!!

wow, wow, wow!!!!  just read it!  i've won something!

i've been totally in love with this ring designed by alexis bittar's haversham collection. it's only two hundred smackers and i think i could afford it if this email is valid.


1601 S. California Ave,
Palo Alto,
CA 94304.

Ref: 990078567
Batch: 9056490602/333
Winning no: FB8701/LPRC
ticket number: 987061725 07056490902
serial number: 7541137207


This is to inform the bearer that You have won the sum of $1,000000 OUR 2012 SWEEPSTAKES (Facebook Inc) This is a bonus to promote our users worldwide through this online lottery, Which is fully based on an electronic selection.

We hereby approve you a lump sum of $1,000000 (One Million Dollars) in Cash Credit File- ILP/HW 47509/02 from the total cash prize for eight lucky winners in this category.

All participant were selected through a computer balloting system drawn in Nine hundred thousand E-mail address on Facebook website from the listed countries: Canada,Australia,United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East and Oceania as
part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually.

This Lotto was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the Aspect that impacts peoples lifestyle worldwide.

Further more your details(e-mail address) falls within our European representative office in Amsterdam, Holland, as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of US$1,000000 will be released to you from this regional branch office in England.
We hope with part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes for US$1.3 Billion international draw.


Simply contact your Fiduciary Agent
Name - Desmond Arthur
E-mail address - claimsagent707@gmail.com

Please quote your reference,batch and winning number as well as your full name, address and telephone number to help locate your file easily.

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you. Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this program by non-participant or unofficial personnel.

Note, all winnings MUST be claimed before the end of this program; otherwise all funds will be returned as Unclaimed and eventually donated to charity organizations.

Once again Congratulations on your winnings.
Yours faithfully,
Mark Zuckerberg
Online coordinator for Facebook
Online lottery

Introducing the New Facebook Home Page Based on your feedback, we've made some improvements:

* Streamlined updates
* Faster page load
We hope you enjoy these new features and that you will continue to help us provide innovations that make your experience the best it can be.

The Facebook Team
©2004-2012 www.facebook.com All Rights Reserved.

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. . . .

3 responses to “damn! mark zuckerberg finally emails me and i’ve won a prize!!!!

  • Tony Tyner


    Facebook really needs a new professional writer for their letters!

    How many errors can we find in the letter? Here’s my list. (And I basically daydreamed my way through English classes)
    1.) Capitalized words in the middle of sentences.
    2.) Sentences with no periods.
    3.) How about $1,000000 instead of $1,000,000.
    4.) “All particpant were selected…” as I type that my spell checker underlines participant
    5.) Nine hundred thousand E-mail address (sic)
    6.) For security reasons, we advice…

    Oh God I have to stop now cause my side is hurting..

    Except for my favorite. Mark Zuckerberg has gone from CEO to Online coordinator for Facebook Online Lottery.

    Congrats Mark and Congrats Arlynn!

  • bluepearlgirl's world

    i appreciate Tony Tyner’s very thorough red inking of the above received letter. Took the words out of my mouth and saved me some carpel tunnel! 😉

    Arlynn, dont worry. If you did not win this lotto, your journey, i have a feeling is one filled with nothing but success for you. You have already gone through the dark… now it is time for light and people are supporting you all around. It must really feel great taking such a terrifying leap by confronting your mental health and fears to be embraced by everyone that seems to hear about you. You are really a role model for those of us that fight the darkness in our heads and are afraid to break through it. Thank you!

  • Theresa

    I recieved the same email Sunday, March 25, 2012 9:05 AM.. does that mean I won too?????????? LOL.. Seriously its BS……

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