not that i’m complaining.
so many people are worried about the disclosure that facebook, twitter, verizon, google–all the fun stuff we play with on the computer when we’re supposed to be productive–have all been giving the government our posts, tweets, messages so that the government can determined whether we’re losers at dating, whether we are team downton abbey or team kardashian and whether we really did call our mom and try to leave a message but something happened. . . .
and it’s pretty scary to think of obama reading my facebook posts and my cell texts. . . (p.s. note to youngerstud, i
facebook “bug” has been of more than six million users for the past year.
the social network began offering a “download your information” tool, which facebook now says has also been downloading other people’s information, including other user’s email addresses and phone numbers, since at least 2012. this information was shared to people who “had a connection” to the affected users.
my relationship to brad pitt is more spiritual than a mere acceptance of a friend request. still, is that enough that facebook would pretty please send him my cell phone number?
facebook says it has fixed the bug and is in the process of notifying the affected users via the same email addresses that the company has already freely given out. however, i have noticed that nobody named brad has been calling me. facebook, could you please use your loose lips talent for the forces of good instead of evil???
arlynnpresser 
June 23rd, 2013 at 12:36 pm
While you’re waiting for Brad’s inevitable call, just wanted to let you know I thoroughly enjoyed “Cherries in the Snow” on Amazon Kindle. As one reviewer noted, it would have been a great script for an episode of “Six Feet Under”.
June 23rd, 2013 at 2:33 pm
i know he would love me if he just talked to me! thank you so much for your review and support! there’s more stories coming out soon!
June 24th, 2013 at 1:52 am
Arlynn, this is Brad Pitt’s fiance. Please shove off. Find your own man.
June 23rd, 2013 at 12:57 pm
Now THERE is a fine idea – yes! Come on, Facebook, don’t let Arlynn down!
June 23rd, 2013 at 2:27 pm
i would love that! and who do we send your contact information to?
June 23rd, 2013 at 3:59 pm
Thomas Gibson from “Criminal Minds” – one of the best-looking actors EVER!
June 24th, 2013 at 2:54 am
i gotcha!!!
June 23rd, 2013 at 1:43 pm
Give poor Brad a break, he’s been busy sitting by the bedside holding the had of his courageous wife. And calling Melissa Etheridge. It’s been a tough summer for him.
June 23rd, 2013 at 2:26 pm
i am such a sympathetic listener!
June 23rd, 2013 at 4:44 pm
I mentioned in a post that I am addicted to “Breaking Bad”. Now I am getting friend requests from the fictitious character/loveable bad man, Walter. Scary. Good luck to you and Brad. Though I would create a time machine and go back to Brad in “A River Runs Through It.” That’s when we fell in love. It’s been rough since then, with the marriages and Angelina and her boobs and between us we have 9 kids. I had to let him go.
June 24th, 2013 at 2:54 am
such a loss when you had to let him go. i totally love walter on breaking bad. what a tormented soul, trying to do the right thing and somehow always doing the most reprehensible. xxoo
June 24th, 2013 at 4:29 am
I didn’t hook up w/Brad till 12 Monkeys.
June 24th, 2013 at 4:31 am
is twelve monkeys before jen? because he would have been fair game. . . and now, since i’m in the picture, uh, not so much. however, i still love you!
June 24th, 2013 at 1:30 pm
Actually I don’t know. But it’s long over between me and Brad. Sure, there was Fight Club, but if I’m going to watch a man grow into his 50s, I might as well stick with my husband. You all can fight over Brad, with my blessing. 🙂
June 24th, 2013 at 1:53 am
Arlynn, this is Brad Pitt’s fiance. Please shove off. Find your own man.
June 24th, 2013 at 2:53 am
can we share?