elizabeth taylor is an oscar winning actress who is coincidentally dead and my facebook friend. oh, wait. that’s not my facebook friend. my elizabeth taylor facebook friend is, as far as i know, a darn cute redheaded banker who fills out a st. john suit and a mortgage application with equal aplomb. oh, wait. that’s not my facebook friend. my elizabeth taylor facebook friend is–i don’t know!!–a graduate or at least studied at birmingham-southern college and i am exactly fifty percent of her facebook friends. her other friend is keith d. thompson who is a pastor at the first united methodist church (i’m presuming birmingham) and he’s married to linda. you might very well ask. well, i’ve asked. who’s keith? who’s linda? where is birmingham southern college?
uh, oh, alabama. i’m going to huntsville to see sammie scruggs and jonathan boyd (facebook friends number __ and __) but that’s about an hour and a half away. i’ll do it. maybe.
the elizabeth taylor i know (the banker, not the dead movie star) never responded to my little videos, my “you might like this” posts, my invitations. wow, was i surprised.
so i have to ask. .. .