before this year, i worked out every day on a stair mill. i read magazines to fend off boredom. i became familiar with the domestic lives of celebrities, the best weight loss regimes, and the newest fashion/beauty trends. i had heard about fish pedicures.
fish pedicures are the rage. tiny fish who chew away at blisters, however, they’re illegal in the united states because they are possible disease spreaders. i had wanted a fish pedicure in korea, taiwan, philippines, malaysia, mumbai, dubai, rome–but there was never enough time. brighton???? brighton, england??? home of the palace of george IV?
uh, well, yes. i thought this would help my failing feet.