so i’ve been thinking about the great decision that we as americans have made. particularly the women vote.
no, no, no! not the presidential election. that’s over. here’s mitt having a final peanut butter and honey sandwich on air romney. he was vociferous in the battle and gracious in defeat.
the academic and quite erudite journal of sociology cosmopolitan magazine has released a survey of women (that would be me) and their internet habits (uh oh). an astonishing 57% of their respondents would rather give up sex for two weeks than stop using their internet social networking site of choice.
quel horreur? no facebook for two weeks? well, it’s not like i’ve been getting regular sex so my response would have been more like “oh, okay, another two weeks of thinking everybody else is having great sex but i’m the total loser OR i have to give up facebook?”
cosmopolitan magazine was created by helen gurley brown who advised women to sashay out into the world and get it all–money, sex, love, career–AND enjoy it! every month the magazine promises its readers sex tips that will drive a man crazy, how to’s on the perfect coif, and how to get ahead in business. i might be fifty two but i don’t feel too old for this advice!
the strangest part of the survey was that two percent of women have actually stopped in the middle of doing the nasty in order to tweet or check their facebook status. and this study had over a thousand respondents–there’s only four kardashian sisters!
so i have to ask you. . . .
arlynnpresser 
November 9th, 2012 at 7:01 pm
I like sex and face book … also I like sex on face book
November 9th, 2012 at 7:04 pm
I have sex on the internet for hours each day. Where does that put me? No sex on Facebook or Twitter. Yet.
November 9th, 2012 at 7:06 pm
Monica. OK if I friend you! 🙂 🙂 🙂
November 9th, 2012 at 7:25 pm
I have to agree with Monica on the first half. I enjoy sex and face book. Sex on face book could be fun…, but personally feel could also cause too many problems. Not worth it to me.
November 9th, 2012 at 9:08 pm
cute! cute! Toooooo funny!!! 🙂
November 11th, 2012 at 6:18 am
I suspect a lot of women don’t get sex that often, so it wouldn’t seem like much of a sacrifice.
November 12th, 2012 at 7:01 am
Funny thing here is that my 7 yr old Great Nephew only likes peanut butter and honey. Even a 7 year old can like the same things you like Mitt, But whatever, it didn’t work out. Let’s hope that Obama can pull his head out of his glorious butt and make “something” work for the good of the people whom hired him for ‘another chance’. I’m really feeling sooo down. Wishing I had another chance.
November 9th, 2013 at 3:19 pm
eduh