hey ryan!

we all remember exactly where we were when we heard the news.  my friend shari called me from her car.

“eva mendes is pregnant!” she screamed.  “she’s having ryan’s baby!!”

kim kardashian and i look sort of alike when we’re crying, although she is twenty years younger, has dark hair and a professional make up artist on call. otherwise, dead ringers when we heard the news!  this, even though she’s so happy with ‘ye!

ryan gosling is the perfect boyfriend.  kind, sensitive, loyal.  he’s not the one who will break your heart, cheat with your former bff, or take off with the milk money.  just look at ryan–does this man look like he could ever lie to his best gal?

he’s always sending me these messages because a perfect boyfriend is very supportive!

but even though he’s perfection itself, it just wasn’t going to work for us.  i have to let him go because now he’s eva’s.  i guess those rumors they had broken up were wrong!

no, ryan, you have to be strong!