my friends on facebook as of new years eve: 324
new friends who said “one more facebook friend isn’t going to kill you”: 11
friends i will visit: unlimited but first the 335
friends i have today: 1605 (i visit the new years friends now and if i have time left over before new years 2012 i will visit them or if they are available in a city where original facebook friends reside)
my weight (as of 2011 new years eve): 138
new years eve resolution 2010: lose five pounds, stop drinking, be more organized, be nicer to my neighbor mr. radnor
success rate on 2010 new years resolution: gained two pounds, drank like a fish, please don’t audit me because i have no idea where those receipts are, and mr. radnor i just can’t warm up to. ever.
new years eve resolution 2011: meet every facebook friend. . . .
friends i’ve seen so far this year: 151
friends so far who are relatives: 4–friends #1 eastman, #30 justin, #31 casey, #61 joseph
friends so far i had never met before: #95 nipper castino, #102 1/2 rachel li, #110 jeff barnes, #131 rodger gerberding, #79 yoshi maeshiro
tornadoes i have been exposed to: 4–one outside raleigh, north carolina, one outside cedar rapids, iowa, one outside blue springs, missouri, and another in kearney, missouri
percentage of friends who have been in a twelve step program, should be in a twelve step program or who have a spouse in a twelve step program: 50%
percentage who have asked that such a thing be kept secret: 0%
friends who have told me their license sticker has expired: 1
friends who have told me their license sticker has expired and they want that to be kept secret: 1
friends who have told me their spouse has committed an act of infidelity: 14
friends who have specifically asked me to include comments about that act in my blog: 5
new skills i have acquired: can open a champagne bottle with a saber sword (thank you #24 gretchen), break a board with my hand (thank you #87 ron), a perfect squat (thank you #14 chris), troll fishing (thank you #111 lon)
skills that will elude me forever: boxing (#90 sally, i’m sorry i get so scared in the ring), zumba (#92 jo caylor, you knew that was going to happen), and opera singing (#132 john hill)
friends who turned out to be an alternative identity for someone else: #49 mc kato (really winston chang), #54 IndaLoop (actually richard “mop” furniss, #74 stu fast (actually steve quick), #60 william clark (actually lanny jones, his biographer)
friends who wanted totally anonymity: one, mr. 88
friends who freaked out after they saw me: one, miss 116, who asked that the post be deleted in its entirety
my weight as of today: 142
my last visit before i left los angeles was to allen and sarah colombo. i asked them, as they opened the door, if they were familiar with the secret. they were. but instead of an evening of thinkng or talking about that inspiration, we had champagne, steak, veggies, gossip, music, bright lights.
i believe that allen and his wife sarah are some people i could call if i accidentally ended up in jail. if they didn’t have bail money at least they’d bring me sandwiches. and here i am at the end of a wonderful evening with them. . .
friends i still must see: 174
weight i must lose: 4